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Reviewed: 2011-03-10
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Our Rating: 80/100

Quality of Content: 20/25

Purchase Value: 15/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 5/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 5/5


Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For ILoveMonsterCocks

User Rating: 57/100 - based on 206 votes.

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ILoveMonsterCocks.com promises horny, cock-crazed girls opening their holes for massive members, full-length downloadable movies, full access to 13 sites, high resolution pictures zipped for download, multiple video formats and hours of bonus feeds and streams.

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On I Love Monster Cocks none of the sluts ever utter the words 'too much'. These broads love their holes filled with the biggest of big dicks and while such monster cocks aren't an easy find, when these babes sniff them out there is no telling what they will do to get an equally colossal load of cum. Fortunately, as an ILoveMonsterCocks member, you can find out first hand.

Not only are the dicks big around here, but the membership itself offers more for the money than you might first expect. Upon first logging in, I discovered that there are 12 additional exclusive hardcore sites available for no extra cost. If you like blowjobs, there are sites like 1000Facials and Throated, if you enjoy big tits, there are plenty to go around and there are interracial sites as well as sites like StuffedPetite and ItsABigBlackThing, which might satiate your desire for tight cunts split open by dicks. However, exclusive bonuses aren't all you get. There are live cams, DVD feeds and porn vaults.

Navigation is very good once you access the video pages. When you first login, you end up on the network's homepage and from here you can make a search by date, most popular and top rated movies or by specific models. Once you click to view the ILoveMonsterCock videos you'll see a page-top menu with a link to 'scenes'. Once you click here then a slew of filters become available so that you can find specific types of hardcore action or narrow your model interests by ethnicity, body type, hair colour and breast size amongst other physical features.

As for the big cock action, there are currently 65 episodes. While most recently there have been two new updates approximately two weeks apart, I realized that prior to these new videos the site hadn't seen an update in nearly a year. I'm not exactly sure what to say about this. On the one hand, it could indicate a burst of renewed action for the site and on the other hand it might just be a temporary situation. Even if the site continues to add new movies, it looks like they'll only be coming twice a month.

In the meantime, the films do feature some damn hot babes including super talented pornstars like Ana Nova and Eva Angelina. Initially, I thought maybe there would be a lot of interracial scenes, and while there are a few, there are a lot of babes taking on huge white cocks. Movies are roughly 30 minutes each and the episodes come with sets of approximately 175 pictures (1500x1000). The photos are well-lit and offer a fairly standard but sexy blend of solo model and hardcore poses. They can be downloaded in Zip files, or there are also slideshows that you can watch. There are multiple video formats including Flash streams, WMV, MPEG, MP4, iPhone and PSP, all for downloading. However, the best quality is 2000kbps, 640x480, which isn't really on par with the qualities that most sites are offering.

In many scenes, the cocks are measured and you can be sure that these dicks are all upwards of nine inches, which is just the right amount of meat for any of these insatiable hos. There are plenty of scenes where throats are jam-packed with dick and pussy is rammed with long thick monster snakes. However, there are also a lot of anal scenes. You won't find threesomes or DP action, but there is a good mix of action to keep things fresh and exciting.

Final Verdict

Where some sites promise big cocks, they often deliver them either altered by graphics programs or faked in some way, but not here. Aside from really hot babes, the one thing you can count on from I Love Monster Cocks is all big and all real dicks. There is a good amount of content to keep you pleasured for a while, but as I mentioned previously, you really can't rely on the updates. However, even if you could, the quality of the video is rather average and while the videos are clear enough and filled with exciting action, I can't help but wonder why I Love Monster Cocks hasn't improved their video quality options since they started updating again. It's something to keep in mind when considering a membership.


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I Love Monster Cocks review scores on other review sites

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2010-07-08The Best Porn75
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